McDonald’s CEO Should Leave Burger Enjoying To The Professionals

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Mar 08, 2026, 11:11 PM
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No one’s making you do this Chris Kempczinski. Isn’t this what Ronald is for?

Last month, McDonalds CEO Chris Kempczinski took on the herculean task of enjoying a hamburger like a regular human. Describing the food as product on a sort of bun, assuring the audience that he wil… [+3028 chars]

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