Rolex: “Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Serve Pepsi Here Anymore”

Rolex: “Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Serve Pepsi Here Anymore”

“Sorry, sir, we don’t serve Pepsi here anymore.” I have heard this before. Last time, I was presented with a disgusting hipster alternative, locally sourced and seemingly made of organic wastewater from small-batch sewage systems housing free-range rats. That…

Sorry, sir, we dont serve Pepsi here anymore. I have heard this before. Last time, I was presented with a disgusting hipster alternative, locally sourced and seemingly made of organic wastewater from… [+5072 chars]
Rolex: “Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Serve Pepsi Here Anymore” - FHMnews